Thursday, August 31, 2006

Benji Bulletins

So B-boy managed to log on and post a bulletin, basically saying that he misses the fans and that there are some *additions* to the tour schedule as far as routines that he thinks we'll like. Not sure what that means, maybe more group numbers? Maybe some of our favourite couples *cough*benjelle*cough* doing some more numbers but to different styles? I.E. benjelle doing some hot buttery jazz? Or maybe a contemp piece so Benji gets his wish? Or maybe even some hot latin with the two of them (though it would be hard to top the Cha Cha at this point). Who knows? The sky's the limit on possibilities.

I'm so totally jealous of you peeps that get to go to the tour now. Suprises are cool. Well just make sure you ALL bring your digicams and take like 5 gigs of pics and uploud them the instant you get home so us losers less fortunate ppl who can't go can be completely jealous at least live vicariously.

Other than that, all is quiet in benjelleville...Until the tour or the Megan show...

~RP going to have a malibu and coke~

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Great Myspace Debate

It seems that many a person is perplexed over whether or not the ms "iamdonyelle" is really authentic. I can't confirm or deny, but I really don't think that it's for real. I have several reasons to back that theory. One is that Benji doesn't have it as a part of hi top four list, and he's been logged enough times to change that. Also the fact that benji hasn't mentioned it. He's a cyberbody, so i think if Donyelle launched a new ms page that was legit, he'd let the fans know about it. I also find the timing of said ms being created suspect. It popped up shortly before T made his big announcement that he and Donyelle were together. A little close for comfort.

It could be hers, but, I just don't buy it at the moment or anything on it. I'll wait till either someone else in the top ten verifies it or we hear her mention it. Until then, I'll continue to believe in her silence. Which is killing me lol. But the pics below are encouraging ineed. Now we just need Benji to take some rehearsal pics and post them before he starts the tour...no pressure or anything. Well, that much pressure. *cough*tomorrowwouldbegreat*cough*

~RP~

Oh and p.s. will fix pics tonight. Can't do it at work today, too busy.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

AAAAAAAAAH Benjelley goodness

OMG OMG!!! So finally, someone's graced us by actually putting up the pics from last weeks radio interview!! SOOO happy. There's nothing overly squeeworthy, but some benjelle pics! YAYERS!!!!!








Ready and.....SQUEEEE!!! They look so totally adorable together (and eerily alike)





Alright, well that'd be my squeefest for today, and man was it worth the four day wait. Not as good as spoilers, but better than nothin'!

EDIT: Those who are part of the LJ community will find a couple more on the benjelle community if your members.

EDIT2: I'm going to fix these pics later, photobucket resized them and hence the digitized crap. Sorry.

EDIT3: K, so I finally fixed them...after like 400 of you saw them already...teehee oops...

~A very contented RP~


Knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone…

Okay, in my efforts to detox from “Dance” and the Benjelle a bit, (they’ll forever be in my heart, but I’m sorta addicted to obsessions and this one’s gonna be on the back burner during the tour so…) I’ve decided to gear up for another one of my favourite shows, Grey’s Anatomy.

So just to remember where we all were, the season ended with some pretty huge things happening to just about everyone of the intern crew. But there are only a few that I’m actually concerned with.

1) Poor Dr. Preston Burke was shot in the line of duty. Just minding his own and some fool let him have it. Very sad thing to see basically because he’s such a proud man, but not in a horrible way. Anyhow, he may lose the ability to operate, which is pretty much the equivalent to death for him. We saw the season end with him dying to lean on Cristina, who wasn’t sure if she could be the rock he needed. But in the end, her heart overrode her fears, making for one of the most touching scenes in this show’s history.





2) Then of course, there was “Meredith’s Choice”. Bah. I’m soooooo sick of her whining over her poor daddy issues and trying to use it to excuse her whorish behaviour. On a more positive note though, nice to see Chris O’Donnell again, though he’s not exactly aging well. But anyhow, it was an interesting way to set up the scene for the “triangle” that is McMerinor.





3) Then of course *sigh*, there’s my favourite geek and his angel. That’s right folks, I heart George O’Malley. He’s just so sweet and mild, humble and yet strong. He’s kinda what you wish most guys were like. [/gush] Anyhow, we all know that last season was a ROUGH one for l’il Georgie. He finally got to be with the woman he’d fantasized about forever, and it was every man’s worst nightmare. And if that wasn’t bad enough, he then got kicked out of Burke & Cris’s place after making kindred spirit friends with Burke. Enter the gorgeous, wonderful, amazing Dr. Callie Torres (I prefer to think that it stands for caliente), who challenged George to be a man, a challenge he accepted and rocked her world. Then there was the “I l _ _ e you incident, that almost cost George his relationship, but he came out in great form with what I consider to be one of the sweetest speeches ever. Then there was the uber hot kiss that was like…sex with lips…oh and a bit of tongue! Oh yeah, you nawty boy, T.R.


That there'd be da tongue-age







And I just threw in this pic of Doc Bailey, the Queen B cuz she’s the shiznat. Seriously, her lines and delivery of said lines makes her my favorite female on this show. This scene was gold, her barking out orders on how to make the perfect prom a la Seattle General. And then when the crew looks at her like she has a second head, she ‘girlfriends’ them right back into place. Gah, she’s nifty.





And in totally unrelated news, someone on Benji’s MS posted a pic of Benji, Donny and Heidi on the set of the Tyra show. And ZOMG, Donyelle is like the only thing I can see in that picture, she’s sooooooooooooooo freakin’ hot. Okay. Done.


EDIT: OOOh lordy, found another pic of Donny and shamelessly stole it



Srsly, how can one woman stand being so hot all the time??? So jealous of the person who got to hug her here. Bloody mahvelous.


~RP off to do some work~

Monday, August 28, 2006

Double, double, toil and trouble

Okay so is anyone else like totally excited about the next Harry Potter movie? I know its another 500 yrs till it comes out but I saw a sneak peek pic and now I really want the movie to be out like, tomorrow.


I mean how cute are Rupert and Daniel getting?? And Rupert's legal now so I can say that :p That also brings me to how much I want BOOK 7 to be released already!!!! It's been nearly 3 years since book six! How much more does JKR think we can take?? *heavy breathing* K, done rant. Guess I'll focus on Grey's Anatomy coming back at the end of the month or something...

Ball Gowns and after parties

Two big events last night - well okay, one was huge, the other was just kewl to me - The 58th Annual Emmy awards, hosted by my favorite primetime variety show host, Conan O'Brien. He didn't win again this year(boo!) but I can't hate on Jon Stewart either. He's my second favorite host, followed closely by Letterman. And holy, the Bob Newhart thing was gold. I laughed like a school girl everytime they showed him in that 'chamber of death'. But overall, not alot of my personal choices won, except Jeremy Irons, who is da MAN, and Tony Shaloob, cuz he's actually really funny in Monk.

In other unrelated news, Fox apparently had a "Tour Launch" party last night. The top ten are back in studio this week I believe to find out what torture routines they have in store and start rehearsing. There are some pics a la WireImage, but the only one out of that batch that meant anything to me wat this:


GUH. This woman is too hot for words. Srsly. Sorry, too lazy to photoshop out the watermark, but you get the gist. No sign of Benji at this party thus far, not sure if that's just the photographers incompetence boo-boo or if he just wasn't there. Mind you, he could have been at home updating his MS page instead, which he did do last night by adding some more random pics (one of them benjelle YAY) and giving a fan some props by adding her photoshop work to his "about me" section which was way cool.

Anyhow, thats it for Hollywood news for now.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

His Mama told him, he’d better shop around…

So checked out Benji’s MS again, and noticed tons of pics of him and all kinds of skinny caucasian woman all over him like a fat man on a sandwich. Rumors are that his sister may have thrown a party of some sort, and apparently, Benji took full advantage of the female attention factor.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad for him. He’s gone from geek to chic and should reap all the benefits, especially if the one he wants doesn’t want him. And if there’s anything that this sista has learned my short years on this planet, its that white women are relentless when it comes to man huntin’. Even if Benji isn’t planning on a relationship right now, these crazy white chicks will have him down the isle and a father-to-be before he can say “Nice to meet you”.

I dunno, kinda says a lot to me that it looks like Donyelle wasn’t at that gathering, meaning that they didn’t spend that much time together (and yes, its true that they’re all going to see each other tomorrow for sure, possibly today, but that will be all about work again). Looks like its strictly business for these two from now on. Maybe that’s Donny’s way of answering all the hype that’s been circulating. She’s making sure that everyone sees that it’s all business with Benji from now on and leaving no room for speculation. (waaaah)

It kinda sucks for us benjellies, but I can handle it for two reasons. One, its so not my life, I just want Donny to be happy and if her current relationship does that, as Tony the tiger says grrrrrrrrrrrrreat. Two: Cuz my fav shows are coming back right away and I’ll have other things to focus on (I’m shallow like that).

I want Benji to move on if he can’t move forward with Donny. No need to torture oneself, I’ve been in the seat where you watch someone you care about be with someone else. But I digress. Changes, changes everywhere. Here’s hopin’ that they’re all positive.

~RP looking out for some Harry Potter info…~

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Please sir, can I have some more?

Listened to the interview of the benjelle on the LA radio station (can't remember the name, but its really not important in the grand scheme of things, is it?), and it was like, literally...one minute. Donyelle spoke for 8 seconds. I timed it. I savoured it and locked it forever in my psyche, but I still timed it. That's just sad. But I guess it wasn't exactly the time of day for a long interview, especially on a Saturday. Way to schedule, radio execs...pffft.

But they both sounded happy and healthier (and Benji's radio voice is teh sex, mmmmkay?) and at least they were together. Just a lil something in commemoration of today's benjelliness...



His face in this pic is just....*guh*

~RP off to take a coooooooooold shower~

Top 10 reasons why working on the weekend sux

Doing this David Letterman Style cuz I can.

10. The only other people awake on your way to work are construction workers and
paperboys

9. The construction workers are making WAY more $$ than you for being up that early

8. Tim Horton’s is still mad busy and it still takes 10 mins to get a freakin’ coffee

7. Said Tim Horton’s coffee isn’t the freshest you’ve had and that pisses you off

6. Being pissed off reminds you of the headache you had when you woke up

5. You had a headache when you woke up

4. The hot guy you work with has the weekend off that you’re actually there (its like the
cosmos hates me…)

3. Cafeteria’s closed on weekends. A pox on the lunch lady and her house.

2. Saturday morning cartoons SUCK @ss now! The one perk to working at the cable company and it’s not even worth it to turn on the tube.

And the number ONE reason it totally blows to work on the weekend…

1. I CAN’T SURF THE INTERNET AND CHAT WITH MY FRIENDS!!!!


The pluses for today are that at least I’m working A.M. so I’ll be out of here before dusk. But more importantly, somewhere in the tiny wonderful world of California, there is going to be benjelle goodness happening. I know its not much, just a radio interview that I’ll likely never hear, but the point is, they’ll get to spend some time together.

My vision is that they’ll make a day of it. Grab a late breakfast (cuz as usual, B seems to have maybe went to sleep like an hour ago?), maybe just hang out around the radio station just enjoying each others’ ness, then hit the interview (and maybe be a bit snuggly since its radio and no one can see except the DJ who’s secretly a shipper and therefore won’t rat them out to Mr. Right Now), then decide they may as well grab lunner (lunch+dinner=lunner…shut up, it works) together and then go somewhere (I can’t suggest anything cuz I have absolutely no knowledge of places to go in Cali) and just chill and enjoy each others company. (That would be code for B using alone time with Donny to make her see how perfect they are for each other and not to be afraid to leap into the unknown…ahem).

So ya, that l’il dream sequence, as unlikely as it is to happen, makes me happy. But not happy enough to get over that I’m at bloody work on a friggin’ Saturday.

~RP (which stands for Really Pissed this morning) Out till later ~

Friday, August 25, 2006

Vixen is sooooo lucky

Yah so Vixen totally got to interview/chat with Benji. That’s insane. I mean, not that I’m overly fangirly about B, but its nice to see that one of us lowly humans gets the chance to talk to their crushes once in a while. And its way cool that it was Vix since she’s a straight shooter, so you know we’d get some sweet info. Kudos to Benji for being very cool about the whole thing and letting Vix blog it for us rabid readers.

Just of the interview was pretty much the same old same, talked about the show, how cool it was and how much it beat him up. He also mentioned the benjelle – well okay Vixen did but whatev – and that was same-ish as well. Nothing happened (respect for the bf…look ma! Didn’t say a mean thing!) and that he cares a lot about her. When Vix (God love ‘er) asked him the burning question all us benjellies want to know, (again I want to mention the awesomeness of her doing that since I know she’s all about the benjixen) which is how he felt about Donyelle. He responded by saying his feelings are a personal thing, but again that they’re close. Umm…..SQUEE!!!

ITA that it’s none of our bitnaz how he feels, but being the hidden romantic that I am, I choose to take that as he loves her as a friend, but wants something more. But alas, timing is the mother of all bitches, YET AGAIN, and we gotta live with that. But way cool of B-boy to be so open with himself.

… (rolls eyes and taps foot impatiently)

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE DONYELLE!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, Just think about it. Just…consider it… A LOT! Just open your heart on the tour and follow what it tells you. And even if that leads back to who your with now, then I’ll continue to be happy for you. (but I really really hope it’s Benji )

Sorry, had to take down the Tranji pix, I didn’t know that they weren’t to be released yet, don’t want to mess with B-boy and Travis’ plans. But look out for them when they are officially released cuz… droooooooooooooooool. I sure hope the photographer that did these pics do some for Benjelle, cuz those would be off the hook.

K, now on to boring work.

~RP Out~

Thursday, August 24, 2006

WTF? Wow and thanks

Okay...this has been the weirdest day ever. no seriously.

So I start out by getting rear ended by someone. Fortunately, no damage to my baby and it wasn't my fault. Lady wants to avoid insurance all together so double bonus. But doesn't change the fact that I figure the day's gonna suck.

But then... *sigh* first my dad calls and tells me that I can finally get my new car stereo. YAYERS!! Then I log on at home and find this IGN interview that killed me. Ded. You are reading the words of a corpse. Here's the juiciest of it.


IGN TV: Who was the nicest of all the dancers?

Benji: I think everyone was nice. I think probably the biggest sweetheart of the whole competition would have to be Donyelle. She never had an attitude with people. She was always kind. She was always giving people advice. She was kind of like the motherly figure of the group cause she's 27 and she's the oldest girl there. She's the oldest person in the group aside from Musa. She just kind of watched over us and always had that motherly feel and approach to every single one of us and always encouraged us to the best we could and never seemed to be competitive with anyone in the group.

IGN TV: You would describe your relationship as motherly? Because you seemed to have a lot of chemistry as a couple.

Benji: Well, I wouldn't say motherly. Not our relationship, that's for sure. In terms of us, have we hooked up or are we a couple? Sadly, the rumors aren't true, we're not a couple. But we are really, really close. It's almost as if we are kindred spirits. In fact, with a couple people on the show, it felt like we must have known each other before time existed somehow. It's been really neat how we connected in one day's time. We sat down when we found out we were each other's partners and we just talked about everything. We should have been practicing, but we just spilt the beans on our whole lives We just have a great mutual respect and love for one another. I love her to death and I'm going to be friends with her for the rest of my life.

IGN TV: No chance for romance?

Benji: She is committed to someone right now and that's where it's at.

ZOMG. SQUEEING JOYBURGERS!!! I asked for a clear message, and by George I got one! (who the hell is George anyways and how does he get so much?) The ball is completely in Donny's court now. Man, if only I could control minds lol.


So all in all...not a bad day at all. Benji's in love, and hopefully donny is too..with him. Not the other guy. (what, that wasn't insulting)
~RP~

Docked for now

Well, for the time being, looks like the benjelle ship is docked indefinitely. I won’t be seeing hide nor hair of my favorite couple for a while, unless the lucky people who get to go to the tour date shows are willing and able to post pics. I really really really (fox can ya hear me?) really hope that they make a dvd of some sort of the tour, kinda like Tourgasm but with the Top 10. I’d love to see some off cam candid action with all of them (okay okay, mostly benjelle but still, the others could be interesting). But knowing 19e, they’d be just as bastardly about cutting out any benjelly goodness as they were in the final parts of the show. Either way, I’m desperate enough to take what I can get.

Now on to more serious matters. Le Sigh. Alright. This is the last thing I’m ever going to say about Nessie Tahir and then I don’t want to think about him again for like, ever if possible.

I don’t know this man. I know nothing about him, his background or the kind of person he is, and a MS page isn’t nearly enough to base a solid opinion on. The facts at this point in time indicate that he and Donyelle are together. My primary concern is that Donny is happy. And if Tahir does that for her, then I will respect that and be happy for them and wish them all the best. I’m actually very disappointed at anyone who may have sent hateful things Tahir’s way just because their fantasy isn’t a reality. Tahir didn’t ask to be in this situation anymore than Donny or Benji. Feelings happen, and not always at the best or most convenient of times, and that’s what I believe happened here. We’ll do no one any favours by getting spiteful or hateful against any party. Donyelle wouldn’t appreciate someone she cares about being harassed, even if its done by her fans. And Benji isn’t the type of person who would want people to be unkind or hurtful to an innocent party either.

So basically, we should all take a step back and just breathe. It’s not what we wanted, but its not the worst thing ever. Benji and Donyelle are going to be great friends forever, and the connection they share won’t just disappear. Will it change into something more in the future? Only God knows, and my prayers and wishes are with them.

So no more Tahir bashing, and no more down thoughts. Happiness is the tour and more benjelle dances and who knows? Maybe benjelle working together in the future.



On a completely different note, the new TV season is about to start, a lot of great shows will be back to fill the void that was SYTYCD. I personally can’t wait for Grey’s Anatomy, Lost and CSI to return. My Monday thru Thursday will be filled once again!

Okies…back to working or something very close to that.

~RP Out~

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Being this hot should be a crime

So last night was the season 2 premiere of Prison Break, a fave of mine last season. This of course had to do with the witty storyline, the mesmerizing characters, the impeccable acting and of course the stop-you-in-your-tracks-action!!!

Then again... it could have alot to do with this


Yep, most definately has mostly to do with that. *sigh* Wentworth creamy goodness. Part of a healthy breakfast. Builds strong bones and teeth. I totally forgot where I was going with this.

Bottom line, Wentworth= Y U M M Y

~RP~


Rattled?

So I wake up (far too early I might add) to see that Nessie has posted a message on his ms page *confirming* that he and Donny are together, using the "my" word almost too much (serial abuser, anyone?)

What could one make of this? Hrrmm. Well, I guess I can see the man's point if he is indeed getting "hate mail" (I find this very suspect) from people, him feeling the need to set the records straight. But, I have a real problem with the method of his rebuttle. Okay fine. You're getting a sudden barrage of emails from teens and tweens telling you to leave your gf. Is it a bit insulting? Yes. Is it uncalled for? Sure. Is it completely juvenile and silly? Absolutely.

So rather than act like the *adult* you're supposed to be and just letting the fire go out on its own, you sink to their maturity (or lack thereof) level and post a rebuttle that has the structural backing equal to a three year old screaming "MINE!!" over and over again? That's just weak, bro. Not to mention an embarrassment to Donyelle. She's always been the epitome of class and Nessie goes and does one of the most classless things possible.

*sigh* I really hope this isn't a glimpse into what Donny has to deal with daily, cuz if so...yikes.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

My Mind is not a playground!

Okay so, I take a peek at Benji's ms page and he's blogged yet again, and in it he claims that there may be some Benjelle action for the fans...????? What the heck does that mean? Srsly, has this guy taken a class on how to be as vague as possible? Does it come naturally? Did his parents send him off to a school run by criminal defense lawyers???? I NEED ANSWERS PPL!!!! And ones that can be spelled out all nice and dumb like for my tired ass. [/rant]

K back to work *sniff*

~RP out till later~

Monday, August 21, 2006

You Should Let Him Love You

So my mind wandered to Benjelle again, cuz, well that’s just what it does when I’m at work lately out of sheer boredom. That and the song “Let me love you” by Mario came on and well, if that isn’t a benjelle song then I don’t’ know what is. A few things kinda popped in my mind.

First, it seems like a lot of people are kind of putting Donyelle in the “nawty corna” as Supernanny would say, especially since the FG reference on Benji’s MS. There are like, a huge number of possible meanings to that statement, and Benji knows it. Yes, Donyelle is currently seeing someone. She was obviously seeing him before the show started, and before she even knew who the hell Benji was. Because we love their chemistry, of course we want to see the two of them together. But it’s not that simple.

Donyelle’s boyfriend is a part of her life. We don’t know how long they’ve been together, but if it’s from the start of the show, we’re looking at at least 6 months. To most people out there, that’s considered a fairly serious relationship. IF it is this Tahir that we’ve heard mentioned, we can’t jump to conclusions based on his MS page. Donyelle doesn’t look like the kind of woman who would put up with someone in her life that was horrid. If the bf is someone else, we don’t know that he’s not a magnificent person who’s been there for her through thick and thin and who loves her very much. We just don’t.

Bottom line is that we don’t know the level of feeling she has for bf. And I just think of her possible going online and seeing some of these blogs and message boards and hearing people tell her to dump her bf and get with Benji, and that could be hurtful, not to mention possibly put undue strain on her relationship with Benji.

Now I’m about to say the unthinkable, but it has to be said to have a well rounded and fair argument. *winces* There is the possibility folks (and I reiterate – I HIGHLY doubt and really, really hope that it’s not the case) that Donyelle just isn’t attracted to Benji in that way. *The searing pain! The sharp stabbing pain in my chest!* She may adore him as a good ‘personal’ friend, but perhaps the idea of a real romance between the two just doesn’t cut it for her. And as her Fanforlife, I have to respect that.

K, saying that made me feel dirty. /shower

I feel that there’s mutual attraction between the two and that became more and more obvious as they spent more time together. I also think that Benji had it initially, and that Donny caught up later. It’s poor timing, and Donny is stuck between a rock and a hard place. She can give up what she knows and is comfortable with and risk it all for the chance of something great, or she can stick with the usual and wonder “what if?” for the rest of her life.

I wish that she’d take the chance on Benji, despite the possible backlash. Life is way too short for worrying about what other people think. In the end you’re the only one who has to live with your decisions. And truth is, Benji won’t stay single for too much longer. He hasn’t dated since his last gf because he didn’t want to, not for lack of opportunity. He’s bouncing back now and before long, he’ll be back on the market so to speak. And I know that even I have fancied the idea m’self of taking that boy on, so I can only imagine how many other women will be more than accommodating. I just hope that if I’m right about how Donyelle feels and that she realizes that this door she’s staring at isn’t revolving. No second chances. If Benji gets with anyone else and ties the knot, I think we all know its going to be for the long haul.

Alright, that’s enough sermons for today. Will post later with some diet thoughts, much lighter but with all the flavour.

~RP Out~

Sunday, August 20, 2006

ZOMG!JOHNNYDEPP

So just finished re-watching the TCA's, fast forwarded through most of it cuz I hate.hate.HATE. Jessica Slutson. I really can't stand her and she just dragged Dane all the way down. Side note...sweet jeebus Dane looked tasty tonight. Just wanted to make out with him for like, the first half of the show.

But on to other hotness. Johnny I-the-father-of-all-things-sexy Depp made an appearance!! Seriously people... Dane+JOHNNY+Orlando+Benji+TomWelling+ALLINTHESAMEROOM = ORGASM!!! I've always hated this show with a passion, but for once, Fux got something right in getting all those hotties together under the same roof. Tickets were definately worth the price this year.

Onto benjelly goodness...sadly, there wasn't that much tonight, mind you, they weren't exactly the focus of the show(but they so should have been...along with Johnny of course). There was the red carpet madness, Oh...dear...sweet...lord...Donny looked MAGNIFICENT. I squeed and did a pathetic loser dance. Then seeing Benji sneak up behind her *sigh*, its like he just can't stand next to her, he has to be all up in her space - which is perfectly fine by me. Kodak moment was stolen by Travis though, poor thing having to tell the paparazzi who the funk he was and why he was even on the carpet. Ah, my love for him upped a notch watching him handle it so well. Other than that, there were a few cam shots of the four, mostly of Benji and Travis *surprise, surprise* and one where Benji was chatting to Donny - but atleast they were sitting together which was cool. A few pix that I thought were cute:

Could Benji be happy over a possible boob touch here? Hrmm..


Benji lookin' all Hollywood, and possible Benjelle handholding? (god I'm reaching)

These are prolly the most photogenic F4 ever. They just all complement each other so well. Too funny how Donny and Benji look like they do this all the time and Treidi look like they won tickets on ebay or something. (not saying they don't look good, just less, you know, like they belong there, if that makes sense - I'm not a hater of either, I truly love them both, just not their wardrobe tonight)

Off topic, the courage award kid was like, my fave part of the show itself. That kid is remarkable and it was way cool of fox to bring his team out there for him and root him on.

Outside of that, not much else to post. Benji's MS caption under his pic of he and Donny is being immortalized by benjellers everywhere, I personally give him props for most ambiguous comment ever. Ambiguously In Love Dancer. Coming to a MS near you. Okay. I'm getting tired. I'll post tomorrow maybe.

EDIT: I'm still Coolio though...just sayin

EDIT2: Holy props on Dane giving Mischa a sangwich...sweet christ he's funny

~RP Out~

TCA Bitches!

Okay, so normally I'd have zero interest in a prepubescent show featuring most of the musicians and actors that I despise, but its different this year because of two wonderful things.

1) (and this is the most important) The future father of my children, DANE COOK is co-hosting with some blonde whore this year!! SQUEE! I loooooooooooooove him. Srsly.

2) The final four will be there!! There's a possibility of Benjellage! Not to the same degree that I'd hope for of course (which would be them sitting on each others laps during the show), but its better than never seeing them together again, which was the path we were headed down.

So yay! Double trouble in approximately 18 hours and total squeegasms to ensue.

That's all I got, not very interesting, but, thats all...I got.

~RP out ~

Friday, August 18, 2006

Ramalama screen caps...

Okay, so I seriously heart that song - sue me. (I hope y'all realize that I really really like the word seriously - SERIOUSLY!) .Ahem. Here are some caps from the finale.

Work it grrrl

Gazing...*sigh*

Benji!stare Awww!! (Squee)

Umm..they are starting to look alike

F U Jidges! I can dance!

F U Accepted! You can dance!

Love

Aye Aye, Cap'n

No seriously, they look alike

Benji!Stare x2

Here's lookin' at you, kid

Survivor

RADIANT

Happy for Benji *sniff*

Aaaand blocked


So thats the caps of the moments that stood out for me, Donny-centric of course.

~RP Out ~

It’s everywhere

So, I’m still not over my benjelle addiction completely yet (what, even drug rehab gives you a few weeks…sheesh) and I was listening to Dave Matthews Band at work and the song “Crash” came on, and its like, so the story of Benjelle right now. The lyrics (my comments in blue):

Crash (into me) - DMB

You’ve got your ball
You’ve got your chain, (ahem, Donny’s man)
Tied to me tight tightly up again

Who’s got their claws in you my friend? (Nessie again)
Into your heart, I’ll beat again (aww)

Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock and sweet you roll
Lost for you, I’m so lost for you (Benji)

Oh, and you crash…into me
And I come into…you
And I come into you

In a boy’s dream
In a boy’s dream

Touch you lips just so I know
In your eyes, love it glows (Donyelle does this all the time!!)
So hungry upon me
Crazy for you

Oh and you come crash…into me baby
And I come into you

Only if I’ve gone overboard then
I’m begging you to forgive me for my haste (Benji, over eager? Hmmm)
And I’m holding you so close to me (can we even count how many times this has happened?)

And you come crash into me yeah, baby
And I come into…you

Tied and twisted the way I like to be,
For you, for me
Come crash into me baby,
Come crash into me yeah yeah

Crash into me…..crash into me….crash into me…

Okay, so I omitted some of the lyrics, cuz they refer rather specifically to sex, which is not the case with our fave couple. I dunno, this song just seems to fit the situation, as I hope it is right now. Hrrm. Now I’m all pensive. *sniff* Whatever, I don’t know anymore and I want chocolate.

~RP~

SORRY BLUE

You know I love you dahling, I’m just doing damage control here. You know I’m forever a benjeller, and that in the deepest fantasies of my heart, they dance together forever. But the reality right now is that she’s taken. By someone. Who isn’t Benji. And though that hurts more than swallowing razorblades mixed with lemon juice right now, that’s how it is. But my hope is that things will change with time. Please don’t be mad Blue, you know I luv you like a fat kid love cake. We’ll see what the tour brings.

RP aka Benjelle(still)szzl

Chin Up

Okay, so my last post was just a bit depressing. Sorry about that, I had my last benjelle bubble burst and it stung. I now know that I can’t trust my instincts about people ever again, I was genuinely conned, completely duped, and my pride is a bit hurt as well. But serves me right for letting emotion (and vicarious fantasy) get in the way of rational thinking. Anyways, done sulking now. There are still some very positive sides to this story.

I’m still a Donyelle fan first, and she’s still going to be doing the tour, and hopefully a truckload of other great projects from now on. She and Benji are good friends, and that’s wonderful. We should all be so lucky to have a good friend like him. If Tahir is her future, then I wish them all the best and that he treats her like the Queen that she is. And I hope that Benji is able to find someone out there that can love and appreciate him as much as I’m sure he will to them. For those of you lucky ducks that are going to the tour shows, be sure to give Donyelle a hug for me, I wish I could meet her and tell her in person that I think she is AMAZING (and squee like a silly brainless fangirl at her complete awesomeness) and that she should dance until literally can’t anymore. And you can tell Benji hi too if you want.

It may seem like I’m more indifferent to Benji, but I’m really not. He’s a fantastic performer and a great dancer. He’s got like, all of America in love with him and will have no lack of female fans and possible love interests. Hell, after this morning, Kelly Rippa would prolly leave her husband if Benji beckoned enough. He’ll be fine. Seriously. The only that would stop this boy’s thunder now would be if he was seen boiling kittens or seducing Thai child prostitutes, and that’s just not going to happen. He’ll have a ton of success and be all Hollywood in no time, so I don’t need to plug him. He’s got a measure of my fangirl love, despite myself. Donyelle needs more of my love right now and all of our support. 19E all but elbow shoved her out of the final shows, trying to make her forgettable. Benji isn’t going to help her anymore, he’s going to be looking out for number one, as well he should, it’s his life.

She seemed to have been going through a lot earlier this year, and although the show has helped her a lot, it would still be great if we could all continue to show her the love her and support her. Love gets you through some of the hardest times of our lives. She had Benji before, but now it’s up to us.

And I’ll learn to appreciate Tahir if I have to, though typing his name right now still causes me incredible pain. But since benjelle isn’t meant to be, I must learn to deal. But I am now done with all reality TV shows short of the Amazing Race cuz at least you can’t get emotionally invested with that show.

~ RP ~

Heartbreak Hotel

Okay, so I read the article that Vixen found from the Calgary Sun, where Benji confirmed that Donyelle is indeed dating Tahir (yes, I have to say his name now that he actually exists) and that she even refers to him as her *gulp* boyfriend.

Yep. It stings. A lot. But I've had this itchy feeling since the finale and seeing him in the audience that the rumors were true. It would explain Benji backing off as much as he has of late as well, out of respect for him, I guess. The only interesting fact about what Benji said was that he used the words "right now" after he referred to Tahir, and then added that she's very faithful.

Now, I'm likely over-analyzing (mostly due to heartbreak), but the need for him to say "right now" indicates that maybe Donny's relationship may not so in the near future. As in maybe she and Tahir are on the road to goodbye. And though I know nothing of this man and I'm sure he's a decent enough fellow if Donny's taken to him, maybe Donyelle has discovered that she has feelings that lie elsewhere, and Benji's giving her time and some space to deal with it.... (and hopefully dump Tahir)

Ane the faithful statement just makes me wonder if perhaps there was some...shall we say, temptation on her part to possibly stray a bit? I'm glad to know that she keeps her convictions, but I won't lie, I'm a bit crushed that these two aren't on the love highway. *sniff* Okay, I'll sulk for another few mins then I'll get on with life and still hope for all the greatest things for her and Benji, looks like its nowhere to go but up for him for a while.

~RP sulking ~

Thursday, August 17, 2006

The Devil wears wife beaters

Heeee. I was watching Dane Cook, cuz I was still bummed about the whole benjelle thing and had to post this cap of Cheeky!Dane...I seriously need to meet this man.



You and me Dane. Think of the serious baby making we could accomplish. Just sayin.

Ramalama ...Highlights, a la moi

Okay, so last night *big* season finale… I won’t go into detail on all the show cuz in truth the only ones I cared about were Donyelle and Benjelle so, they’re parts are mainly what I’m going to talk about. Deal.

So Shane Sparks routine with top 20 was entertaining enough, not as good as the “Poison” routine earlier this season, but still very inventive in having a hip hop dance that let the ballroom, contemp and swing dancers showcase their thing. He proved why he’s one of the best choreographers on that show. On side note though, his hair was like…the biggest mistake ever, I really really hope he lost a bet.

Highlights reel…could they seriously have left any MORE of Donny out of it? I mean its like they want the world to forget she was ever a top 4 pick. T’was truly disappointed in that.

The BTS from last week, okay *insert deep breath here* I was way ANGRY at how much the *jidges* comments threw Donyelle off last week. By the time she was prepping for her contemp with Travis, she was a nervous wreck. How can a group of human beings that call themselves choreographers who are supposed to be HELPING these dancers, not breaking their spirits and trying to make them stumble. Brian Friedman has been the ONLY creative critiquing judge on that show thus far, next to Mia. (Yes, I do like the MEa even though she can be very bitchy, her critiques are always on point, long winded as they may be)

First Benjelle moment of the night (well technically it was in the group dance when for ONCE they ended up together in the front, arm in arm and according to an eyewitness account, Benji was stroking Donny’s side with his thumb in the ending pose which I must admit caused minor squeeage on my part), in the BTS when they showed them before the VFW2. The holding hands was so classically them, it melted my heart. I died when he kissed her hand ever so gentlemanly. And then when Donyelle was talking about how bittersweet this last dance together was, then looked at him, got choked up and then said she was going to get emotional… /cry! Seriously, I heart these two so much its scary.

Ramalama part deux. First off, I must say, I effing love Wade Robson. I want to have an illegitimate child with him more than he’ll ever know. And more importantly than his wife will ever know. Damn her for getting to him first. But I digress, it was way cool to see this dance again, mostly cuz Benjelle had the same choreo and still danced together (aww). Two squeeworthy things about that dance, the benjelle were totally matching, both in red, the color of love and fire, no coincidence there methinks. Also kewl is that Donyelle’s corset showed off just how INCREDIBLY tiny she is, her waist was like, non existent. Take that you haters and shove it up your peehole. (sorry, still a bit bitter about that)

Second Benjelle moment, Donny’s farewell vid. She did the best with reading from a script, and I heart how she said that her and Benji were the best couple. Sigh, if she only knew… not too happy about the “You can’t stop the beat” reprisal, mostly due to the total lack of sensuality and the return of the horrid, god-awful, straight from the bowels of hades pineapple dress on Donyelle. But she KILLED that dance, zomg. She hit every last move in that dance with precision and fierceness that I think even scared Benji a little. And a little shout out to the hair department for learning how to make a secure pony tail. NOT. I loved how she held the ending pose for a good minute, staring straight at the judges with a huge smile. That was the best, most classy “F U, you stuck up bastards” I think I’ve ever seen on a competitive show. I think after that performance that if anyone uses the word “outdance” to Donyelle again, they’ll be personally snap kicked to the face by Mia and Brian. Loved the Benji!nuzzle at the end of the dance, reminiscent of earlier benjelle when there was more obvious love, and again cut way too short. I also couldn’t help but get misty eyed when Benji took her hand and they ran off together from stage. It was so 50’s movie. And Cat totally gave them the “awww” look again, she’s such a shipper, I love her. Hope they keep her for next season.

Then…*sniff*…the beloved Donyelle farewell. Her solo was fantastic as usual and I don’t think her choice of song was an accident either (I’m Free). Her dress was adorable and her spark was back in full force. ZOMG. I am not at all an emotional person. Seriously. I used to have to hide a snicker at the old War Amps commercials. But last night, her speech had me dangerously close to tears. It was just so simple, powerful and classy, just like her. She made Mia and Brian cry (which made me heart them more) and I think even Cat got a bit misty eyed. I loved how Benji was amping up the crowd for her and cheering for her in the background. And according to the same above mentioned shipper that went to the show, there was a Donyelle chant during the commercial break that was initiated by Benji’s friends. Total class. Love these peeps. I can’t wait to see what you do next girl. I’ll be waiting with baited breath.

I didn’t really care what happened after that, depression swept over me, didn’t help that the actual sighting of Nessie happened after DD (donny departure as Brain coined it) sitting with her family. I really want to believe that they’re not dating, but that was still a kick in the gut. I won’t get too much into the whole Nessie thing, as I really want to keep the fantasy alive until I hear the words come out of Donyelle’s mouth that she’s with him. Benji is supposedly gonna be on Reg & Kels tomorrow, that ought to get some skeletons out of the closet.

Oh yeah, Benji won by the by, like you didn’t know. He cried like the girly man he can be sometimes, but still kept it together enough to stay off the floor this time and actually give Travis some props. That brings me to the one horrendously annoying point of the night.

So Benji’s all having his Ms. America moment after he hears his name, finishes hugging Tracy-er Travis, and then the other top 20 peeps start to rush him. That’s all fine and good, but here’s sweet, gorgeous and wonderful Donny walking up behind him, her eyes two green saucers of love, pride and longing, just trying to give the man a squeeze of congrats (and as an important side note, she was totally crying/squeeing for joy when he won) and what does she get? COCK BLOCKED, that’s what she got, from like EVERYONE. Who the f*ck wants a hug from Jaymz the whiner? Aliwhore can go drape herself over Tracy and they can go have a swackload of contemp babies elsewhere. But to block my dear sweet Donny until well after the damned 19e logo spat in all our faces was just incredibly LAME. And the last shot we get is her being squeezed to the back of the group hug all back of the bus like Rosa Parks. I wasn’t impressed people. That just made me switch the T.V. off in anger. Then directly proceed to rant on the internet with my fellow benjellers.


But all blocking aside, my overall view of the finale was that it was underwhelming. The only real fresh performance with Bway1 revival and I guess you can count the Dmitalie union (which was too boring for me to watch in entirety). We all knew who was going to win like 3 weeks ago, so it wasn’t really suprising. The only thing I’m going to look for in the next couple weeks is if I’m wrong about Nessie and Donny. I really want there to be more than just a great friendship between benjelle, but if that’s all I get, c’est la vie.

So that’s my recap. Don’t know if I’ll watch again next year, cuz I don’t thin anyone else could capture my attention like this again, besides, I heard that Lacey is trying out next year, and though I love the Benji, I really can’t handle watching another season of Schwimmer madness – unless its coupled with Donyelle and Benji being together and showing up all snuggly to cheer Lacey on together. But I digress…

Will get some sexy caps on with Donyelle and Bway1 revival when I get a HQ vid downloaded.

~RP out to do some actual work ~

A message from the heart

I know that she'll never read this but...

Dear Donyelle,

I just wanted to say what a genuine privelege it has been to watch you dance for the past two months. You are truly as Nigel said, an inspiration. Your strength and courage and grace are exemplary and they truly make me want to be a better person and hope that there are more like you out there.

You may not have always known it in the course of this gruelling competition, but you have always had people in your corner, rooting for you, wishing we could pass on our strength for you. I'm glad to hear that you relied on god and did your best, even when I'm sure it would have been easier to give up.

Please believe that your life in the dance and entertainment world are just beginning. Don't ever EVER give up on your dreams, you now have a small army of people out there ready to keep you afloat, no matter what you do.

You are beautiful beautiful beautiful, inside and out and have the soul of an angel. We love you, and we'll miss seeing you twice a week, but look forward to seeing you do bigger and brighter things.

Congrats on all your sucess, and You go grrrl!

Love,
Rogueprinzess

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Black Hair Salons piss me off

Seriously. I make an appointment for 10:30. AM. In the morning. Today. And I show up at 10:25. AM. Today. And when does my hair get done? When you ask???

12:45. P-Freaking-M! And thank Jesus it was today. Gawd! Everytime! Its like their secret masters in the art of time suckage. Like I have other shit I need to do today and that phases them - um not even a little. Geez! It seriously makes me angry.

But on a happier note, I am getting my truck windows tinted today at long last (my dad has only been offering to do them for like a year) but the bad part is that by they time they finish and I try to beat rush hour traffic home, I might miss some of my precious sytycd. And I really want to watch it live. Woe is me...

Well at least I have pretty hair...at the expense of my sanity

Too much to do

So its the night, the night of all nights, the finale of sytycd. It's bittersweet to me cuz I love this show and could watch benjelle forever, but I also need my life back. Seriously, this show has become an unwholesome addiction. But anyhow, off to get my hair done, and hopefully I'll get a chance to log on later

~RP out ~

DMV

This is one of the many reasons I heart thee Dane

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

If they can do it...

Okay, so according to TWOP, a source (reliable or not has yet to be seen) says that there's a RL Dmitalie happening. People said that apparently there was a lot of PDA, hugging and all around togetherness of the two last night and that others reported seeing it before they left the show. I personally think that it could be true cuz, well lets face it, Natalie's the queen of flirt and Dmitry is a walking hormone. Something was bound to happen.

So the point is, not that we even care Dmitalie, but that if those two can get together after a few weeks on a dance show, than isnt' it feasible that Benjelle could have found something too? I mean, I know that neither Dima or Nat were raised Mormon, so the lust factor might play a bigger part but, the point is, they were all tight lipped whilst still competing, and now that that part is over, they have no reason to hide anymore. Hence not caring who knows now.

I guess my point is that once they announce Benji the winner of this thing (don't get me wrong, I want nothing more than for Donny to win, but the world isn't fair) and the actual show contracts no longer apply, maybe...just maybe they'll suprise us all and admit to their true feelings and get together and have a honeymoon of a time on the tour...or not. I don't know. This new knowledge brings both pain and pleasure all at once...I need benjelle goodness. And oh, to get back to work.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Ugh

So so far there's a total lack of good spoilerage and I'm bummed about that. The small sampling we got was far from any benjelly goodness, just alot of "ohh I missed you" and "hehe lets be all playful and tickly" with the other top 20 people.

I mean lets be honest, do we really even care about most of them anymore? Hell, I don't even remember the names of half of them. I'm all about the benjelley goodness!! Why do the cosmos hate me so?

On an interesting note, apparently Benji will be doing some jazz for his solo, that should be...interesting. I dunno, he might suprise us with his own style of doing it, though I don't think its coincidental that he waited until after the voting phase of the show to do something that much out of his training and comfort zone. Ah well, I'll consider it an Ode to Donyelle. I hope Donyelle does something sexy/jazzy/hip-hoppy too, something that will smolder and remind everyone of just how brightly the "Quiet Fire" still burns...for Benji (sorry, I'm seriously niccing here)

Whatever, back to waiting...

R.E.S.P.E.C.T

I just had to do a little shout out to my grrl Donny again after watching the interview on Reality Chat with cutie patootie B Free. He said that Donny actually busted her toe during his rehearsal on the show.

That would pop/jazz week people. That would be the week before Nigel felt the need to tell the world about it.

That means that for two weeks, we didn't even notice as an audience that she was likely in excruciating pain.

That girl is the bomb, yo for real. She prolly won't win this show, but she REALLY deserves the respect of the viewers and her fellow dancers. I have a high tolerance for pain but, 4 weeks on a busted toe with no serious meds to help? Thats straight up sick y'all, and you know it. Props to you Donny love, you are AMAZING!!

Cha Cha revisited

So I was rewatching the cha cha cuz, well taht's what I do when I feel like there's some benjelliness missing in my life, and I decided to share some squeeworthy goodness that I started my whole sixth sense about the whole benjelle thing in the first place.

Idn't she cute when she's all studious?


Like seriously, this chick is omegaHAWT


Standing very close together when there is no
choreo in the dance that demands it...hmmm...


So ya, I could go on, but, I'm technically supposed to be working or something. But since this is gonna be on my mind until spoiler time, might as well work out some pent up energy...

Sp-sp-spoileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers

So Monday is finally finally finally (yes, I will use that word almost as much as I say seriously cuz like, its my right) here. It feels like the weekend took forever, most likely because there was no results show this week. But it was worth all the wait, now we can find out if the finale will be explosive or just meh.

I decided to make some caps last night mostly cuz I finally figured out how to do it (so sayeth the computer programming graduate) I'm techno-savvy okay? But I've had zero time and really desire to figure out half these programs lately. Anyhoo, I just wanted a few pics of Donny baby staring lovingly at her Benji:





Sigh...these two have me is such a tizzy. I don't trust my instincts anymore and that's dangerous. But whatever. What else can a gal do when all her other favorite shows are on bloody hiatus for another like month and this is the best show on short of CSI repeats?

Anyhow, for those who haven't heard, apparently Benjelle have been sighted yet again together, sans other cast members (which is epecially squee worthy since Treidi have become like uber close to them now, not to mention that the top 20 were back this week so you'd think at least Marf, Jason and Musa would be tagging along) and they were like shopping and stuff. Now, I know shopping is the most non romantic thing ever but, come on, how many guy friends to y'all have that you go shopping with? Or let me rephrase, how many guy friends do you have that are willing to go shopping with you on a semi-regular basis? Discuss friends, discuss...

On a sad note, I have to go to work now. Kinda hoping for a tsunami right about now, but as I'm hundreds of miles from the nearest coast, I won't hold my breath...

~RP out until later...~


Sunday, August 13, 2006

WoW Woes

K so I really really need to play WoW soonish rather than later as I'm so very close to 60 and I'm still not there yet. And there's no excuse for it. Its classic me not wanting to finish what I start syndrome all over again. I need to feel the love again. But I'm all about the Benjelle love instead. I need help. And a drink. A helping drink if you will.

Side note, I have no desire to go back to work like...ever. Why does Monday have to come ever again? Oh right...cuz its SPOILER DAY...so excited and yet, not.

Yah, I'm getting a helpy drink right about now.

Tainted Love...

So, I'm totally in love with the choreographer/judge on sytycd Brian Friedman. He's kinda freaky and has a disturbing resemblance to a ferret sometimes, but I can't help it. I heart him.

It helps that he's a staunch Donyelle fan as well. That poor girl needs a judge in her corner. Take exhibit A below:

See how my Bri-bunny cheers for Donny?

And see how happy it makes my Donyelle?


So that's pretty much all I have to say after reading the transcript of the recent interview with Brian with TV guide TV chickie ppl....okay yah, I don't know the real name of the show cuz I don't get that channel here in the frozen hellish north. Sometimes Canada sux. But I still don't want to be American. Unless that meant I could marry Dane.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Know what I hate...

Unwarranted specualation. I mean really, its the stupidest thing in the world next to twist ties. And decaffinated coffee. And fat free cheese.

Okay so like I mentioned, I'm on this benjelle kick at the moment, and thanks to TPTB, many a shipper is all bent out of shape about whether or not Donyelle has a boyfriend who will herein be referred to as Nessie as in the Loch Ness Monster cuz he might as well be a myth *breath* and if so if she's been cheating on him all this time with the Benjmeister.

Well here's the simple simple folks, Donyelle and Benji ARE friends. Could there be something more? Hello?? Could there be a fly in your breakfast cereal? Could there be someone out there typing the exact same word as I am somewhere else in the entire globe right this minute? ANYTHING is cosmically possible folks. But we don't know the real deal. We DO know that they're friends, and if thats the case, well then I don't think that counts as cheating on Donyelle's part. People need to stop letting the ppl at Fux convince you to villify Donyelle. I have never heard the woman utter a word about her dating status, and frankly, its none of our damned biznazz. She's been the picture of class and maturity from the get go and I just don't see her stooping to highschool antic type shit like OPENLY cheating on her man in front of..oh yeah, THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. Come on ppl, think about it.

Its all useless, senseless and futile speculation. Just love the benjelle for what they are and hopefully what they will be. Two dancers who when combined are a great source of entertainment and fun! Be it friendship/love or whatever the mojo is that fuels it, I just want it to last a long time so that the rest of the world can enjoy it. If anything is killing this good thing, its all the gatdammed speculation into things we can't possibly know without them telling us - which by the by, isn't their obligation in the least. Here' s a little incentive to find your love again:



Now be happy dammit ppl or I'm gonna get angry...don't make me turn this ship around...

~ RP out for real this time... ~

Teehee...

Just for funzies and out of sheer boredom whilst waiting for sytycd spoilers...


Since we're all talking about obsessions now...


So like, I have this other obsession as of late as well. HIS name is Dane (I'm a freaking insanely brilliant hottie) Cook. The man is like, my favorite comedian ever. Seriously. Seriously. I discovered him whilst surfing the net at work, which I do alot cuz, well come on now, its not like its a real job - I digress, he's like my comedy idol now. How many ways do I love him? I seriously don't have the time to list it all out, but two of the main reasons are in that name above.

He's seriously fuckin brilliant. His show Tourgasm is like, the shit. Seriously. And he makes me swear alot cuz he does, but he makes that brilliant too. I heart him to like a dangerous degree and its prolly a good thing that I'll likely never meet him cuz I think I could do some serious violating to this pretty package...



His latest comedy album is called Retaliation and its A-FREAKIN-MAZING!!! Buy it...buy it now. Oh, and you can catch him Sunday Aug. 20 on Fox for the Teen Choice Awards, which I never usually waste my precious time watching but this year its like a religious practice I must observe. He's also up for a TCA, so, VOTE VOTE VOTE if you can!!!

Kay, I think that's enough shipping for one day. Gonna go watch some SYTYCD and listen to DC in my car and call it a night.

Rogue Prinzess Diaries: August 2006